Lance Mudryk

SHE HAS A FUCKING DOLLAR SIGN IN HER NAME. HOW CAN ANYONE BEAT THAT?

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I’ve always intended on making some sort of Deviant Art kind of place to show off drawings that I’ve done. But since that’s not going to happen for a myriad of reasons, I’ll post drawings here when I can’t think of anything better to update this thing with.

These two were done in my Drawing 1 class I took over the summer.

Damn it, Bones, you’re a doctor. You know that pain and guilt can’t be taken away with a wave of a magic wand. They’re the things we carry with us, the things that make us who we are. If we lose them, we lose ourselves. I don’t want my pain taken away! I need my pain!

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—	Captain James T. Kirk Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Store Clerk: (noticing that me and my brother look alike) Hey, are you guys related, or something?
Me: Yeah, we shared a womb in the past.
Evan: That's one way to put it, yes.

I would like to ask a question. It is genuinely a question, and the very opposite of an objection.

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—	From my English homework.

I have one of these things for some reason. I’ve never found a good use for it. He’s not all that flexible, so it kind of makes him useless.

I drew a face on him one day when I was feeling depressed.

Look at those fuckers.

This picture is so much better out of context. I mean, I’ve only known it in context, so I can’t be an expert on this, but I’m going on my gut for this one.